I’ve written for Spike TV’s MANswers, The National Lampoon & Cracked Magazine. I’ve also been featured on NPR’s “Marketplace,” had a pilot screen at the New York Television Festival, and wrote/starred in a series of commercials for Hungry Man dinners. I played Genghis Khan. I love Babylon 5, yelling at the TV with my dad, and naps. Tweeting nonstop at @asterios.Tumblr (3.0; @asterios)http://asterios.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d18d34d8a2d1e85b9aa8606c72af9e0/tumblr_mmm5e8ciWt1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Superman vs The Illiter-ator</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/50136255973http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/50136255973Fri, 10 May 2013 19:53:53 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9de9ba5706e78f431e8cb34715c9ad55/tumblr_mmarx7JoCC1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just when I was starting to like San Francisco: Ironic Counter-Culture Clown Troupes</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/49632541601http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/49632541601Sat, 04 May 2013 16:29:16 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0537bff9b4dfe712de5801f189889585/tumblr_mmaaffCBXp1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/49605221110http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/49605221110Sat, 04 May 2013 10:11:39 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/R0VCa2xJo-4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Admiral Ackbar IS Hal Holbrook IS Mark Twain in, “Mark Twain Tonight!”</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/49524176853http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/49524176853Fri, 03 May 2013 11:00:23 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qjbLy71n3YY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>A “choose-how-you-adventure” style CDROM dream date!</p> <p>[WARNING: TURN ON ANNOTATIONS, LIKE YOU WOULD ON ANY DATE]</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/49269598749http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/49269598749Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:21:51 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d203cee3cf4771be4625f136de63966/tumblr_mlu1l4UpZI1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m searching for the cure for smugness</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48883406935http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48883406935Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:38:53 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HV2mOqoR3Ds?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Our one minute long course will have you swimming in callbacks!</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48636507696http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48636507696Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:00:21 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9085f2cf66c94b471ba04a9677ef3636/tumblr_mlmt4faGO51qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Saw a woman sit her kid down in a chair. Turned, was terrified to see this.</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48573777825http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48573777825Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:52:27 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45c496aa9a5b75f31fa9f5f0cfc16cf5/tumblr_mlmt2dDwqt1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Redondo Beach: Where Nothing Is Allowed</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48573675388http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48573675388Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:51:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c6a5f8aacc63825e87702e95cb3757a/tumblr_mlcc8fTcIw1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48110948453http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48110948453Tue, 16 Apr 2013 02:12:04 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1cbbf0924296169d79fc9fab20d92c0a/tumblr_mlc2nnX2uG1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48104735540http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48104735540Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:45:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73420ee55fac51dce4c5d368955cbf76/tumblr_mlbdepHQbx1qzkqp3o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A very pretty image of Boston</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48063075322http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/48063075322Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:42:54 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thecomedybureau.com/post/47882993164/star-wars-billy-joel-admiral-ackbar-asterios" target="_blank">thecomedybureau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><iframe frameborder="0" height="250" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/a9eMEnQBa9o" width="400"></iframe></p> <p>Just thanks so much to <a href="http://twitter.com/asterios" target="_blank">Asterios Kokkinos</a> for not only making <strong>Star Wars</strong>‘ <strong>Admiral Ackbar</strong> singing his version of <strong>Billy Joel’s Movin’ Out</strong> a real thing, but pulling it off exquisitely.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9eMEnQBa9o" target="_blank">Watch now</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/47883646404http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/47883646404Sat, 13 Apr 2013 11:50:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/a9eMEnQBa9o?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><span>Admiral Ackbar sings the greatest hits of Billy Joel. It just makes sense.</span><a class="twitter-timeline-link" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9eMEnQBa9o" target="_blank"><br/></a></p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/47794841910http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/47794841910Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:30:17 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZXLpjABuGSo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This video is perfect for fans of both obscure sci-fi references and hardcore gangster rap.</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/47205828600http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/47205828600Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:23:26 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holyfuckcomedy.tumblr.com/post/46542668568/april-2nd-rory-scovel" target="_blank">holyfuckcomedy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0a96c6d35abdb9c12fba0cb5ec7f0794/tumblr_inline_mke8ejKLUN1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>One of <a href="http://www.admiralackbarsads.com" target="_blank">Admiral Ackbar&#8217;s Ads</a> will be shown tonight at Holy Fuck on the big screen! Catch it before it&#8217;s locked back in the Disney vault (along with myself, for copyright infringement.) </p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/46964892254http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/46964892254Tue, 02 Apr 2013 14:33:59 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93e2e8354f7928e1fd844e8b4ac47e5a/tumblr_mkn6636GKB1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>They wouldn’t accept my counteroffer of “free”</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/46953051965http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/46953051965Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:01:08 -0700<p><strong>QUIZ: Are You Inoffensive Enough To Host The Today Show?</strong></p> <p>Q1: How do you feel about things?</p> <p>1. Things? They&#8217;re really, really great.</p> <p>2. I love things, especially in my spare time.</p> <p>3. I can&#8217;t stop tweeting about things!</p> <p>A: Trick question. The correct answer is, &#8220;Wow, things!&#8221;</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/46868345728http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/46868345728Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:21:35 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1c52dece8464ccd02e2f162c8204bcc/tumblr_mkjro9iI0D1qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hurry, only 80,000 copies left! #Wondercon</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/46796525618http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/46796525618Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:55:12 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dd1c9241b73e5735c6a70dfb62a582c/tumblr_mkjms7Eqw31qzkqp3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Batman solves the case of the missing hash browns #Wondercon</p>http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/46788213542http://asterios.tumblr.com/post/46788213542Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:09:36 -0700